The Wave of the Future

June 2, 2006

Confident that your product can appeal to the masses, but not having any luck bringing them to your door?

Bill Broadcast may be just who you are looking for!

Bill is an exceptionally developed AI whose skills involve analysis and problem solving. His goal – to learn your product inside and out, and then find a way to personally market it to every person on the planet!

Bill’s services can be acquired for the low price of 23,000 nano-credits!

Don’t believe he’s effective?

Well he knows that you are reading this right now, Jonathon Smith at 2011 Merribelle Lane, and if you don’t start paying, he’ll make sure your wife finds out about the affair with your secretary!

Now how’s that for marketing, eh?

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